Today was the echocardiogram. It went fine until the end. As the technician was cleaning up and I was getting dressed, she started talking about the ‘Democrat conspiracy to turn us all into robots like Will Smith by mandating the vaccine. You know he was in that movie where he made a vaccine that turned everybody into zombies and then he turned the zombies into robots like himself in that second movie where he could fly.” Not surprisingly, I get a call later in the day from the cardiologist office … “um, we’re sorry, the technician did not perform the exam the way the doctor ordered. We need you to come into the office where we will repeat it. Don’t worry, we won’t charge you for the repeat exam.” I got the blood work and EKG completed two days ago. Next week will be the echocardiogram redo and the chemical stress test.
But did ya’ll know that Will Smith is a robot.
Update: December 29, 2021
Had the second echocardiogram and didn’t see any zombies or robots.
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